i was bored, so here is a bunch of random quotes

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, if he doesn't like what you have to say, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

Anonymous



To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

Minna Antrim


The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Demetri Martin


The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Demetri Martin


Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Homer Simpson


I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

Anonymous


(about local news) They do these teases to get you to watch late on. They're so incredibly cruel: "It could be the most deadly thing in the world and you may be having it for dinner. We'll tell you what it is tonight at 11:00."

Ellen DeGeneres


On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Steven Wright


Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Dave Barry


Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Mark Twain


Only time can heal your broken heart just as only time can heal his arms and legs.

Miss Piggy


When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

Steven Wright


I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

Ellen DeGeneres


"Sort of" is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after "I love you" or "You're going to live" or "It's a boy."

Demetri Martin



If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

Henny Youngman


ok, this is getting/already is, really really long.

im going to stop now.
wait, no. im going to stop......


"at my school, we are forced to think inside the box."

-delilah s. aka, me


.....now

TFLN

i just told a 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets

is it possible to be any more bored than i am right now!

bored

listening to im yours by jason mraz while eating cape cod potatoe chips, no one is responding to my texts and my legs asleep. hows your day?

please, tell me how your day is. is anyone even reading this? anyone?

Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.

Helen Gurley Brown

well, its sunday august, um....wait. let me check.
its sunday august 9 2009, 12:15 am. i just created this blog, and heres my first entry. not very exciting but, its midnight. what did you expect? anyway, thats all im saying. for now.

bye